"The yaptastrophe" Freaky funcle fungus clark

 

This is freaky funcle fungus. His real name is pooty pooty tang tang bling bling blang blang clark. He is Freaky Benjamin clark's older brother, and he is freaky funcle fungus. He is called that because he has literal funi in his hair. He has 110 children in his basement 

Picture of his basement:


The children in there have all been turned into freaky funcle fungus's sex slaves. He has committed even more crimes than freaky benjamin clark, so much in fact that if he was caught, he would face 1983736372828387464637282818 sextillion years in prison plus 8172636362662 life sentences.


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